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Al Murray stars as Charles II in this hilarious new comedy based on the most audacious royal heist the country has ever seen.

A criminally funny new comedy

An all-star cast led by Al Murray plans the mother of all heists in the West End this year! The Crown Jewels at the Garrick Theatre is a riotous new comedy based on a bizarre story from British history.

Charismatic Colonel Blood has always kept people on their toes, but his next plot is the most unpredictable one yet: he’s going to steal the Crown Jewels in plain sight. With a motley crew of accomplices by his side, he plans to pull off the biggest heist the country has ever seen… but Charles II can’t afford to have people handling his jewels, and he’s ready to fight back.

Inspired by the unbelievable 1671 plot to steal the Crown Jewels from the Tower of London, this delightful rogue of a plays stars Al Murray as Charles II, alongside Carrie Hope Fletcher, Joe Thomas, Mel Giedroyc and Neil Morrisey.

The Crown Jewels is written by Simon Nye, the BAFTA-nominated creator of The Durrells and Men Behaving Badly and directed by Olivier Award-winner Sean Foley (Upstart Crow; Spitting Image The Musical)

Beg, borrow or stage your own heist for The Crown Jewels tickets; this criminally good show is in London for a limited season this summer.

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Crown Jewels tickets

From £23.80

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Rated Excellent
Performance dates:
07 Jul 2023 - 16 Sep 2023
Running time:
Garrick Theatre (See map)
Age recommendation:
Audience Notes:
Please note that the appearance of any performer cannot be guaranteed, and is always subject to illness, injury and statutory holiday entitlement.

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Show Times

Monday - 7.30pm
Tuesday - 7.30pm
Wednesday - 7.30pm
Thursday 2.30pm 7.30pm
Friday - 7.30pm
Saturday 2.30pm 7.30pm
Sunday - -
Matinee shows
Crown Jewels matinee performances start at 2.30pm.
Evening shows
Crown Jewels evening performances start at 7.30pm.
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