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Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier Tickets

Theatre Royal Haymarket

Bill Bailey’s latest tour plays a limited season in the West End, featuring music, whimsy, and off-beat musings about humankind.

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Take a meandering journey through the human mind with comedian Bill Bailey as he brings his latest tour, Thoughtifier to the West End this winter. The delightfully off-beat Bailey is ready to guide us through this new era of humanity with a collection of musings, songs, side notes and laughter at Theatre Royal Haymarket. With his trusty collection of instruments and surprising turns of phrase on hand, get ready for a fantastic evening of “music, mirth and 24-carat whimsy” (The Evening Standard) in the West End.

About Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier

It’s an interesting time for humans and our evolution. Are we about to become redundant? Can machines do our jobs far better and more efficiently than we ever could? Bill Bailey’s answer to these heavy questions is to celebrate what makes humans fantastic… and fantastically flawed.

Join this eccentric pied piper as he leads us on a jaunt through the error-prone, distracted, messy and magnificent history of human thought and how it might help us survive as we step into a brave new world. Thoughifier is a magical musical mystery tour, amplified with music, that takes a few pitstops to talk about whales, biophilia, unrequited love and more.

Bill Bailey Live: Brilliantly Eccentric Comedy

Best-known for his distinctive hairstyle, musical interludes and witty observational comedy, Bill Bailey is one of the UK’s favourite comedians. Whether he’s playing the keyboard and kazoo on Never Mind the Buzzcocks or dancing up a storm as the oldest ever Strictly Come Dancing champion, the nation can’t get enough of his satire-meets-surrealism material.

Thoughtifier is his latest tour, following the success of previous hits including Larks in Transit and Dandelion Mind. The showhas already played to acclaim across the UK and Ireland - critics have called it “a gently uproarious gig” (The Telegraph), “diverting and delightful” (The List), and for anyone yet to see it, rest assured: whether you discovered him pre- or post-Strictly, Bailey “effortlessly strikes a balance that delights both demographics” (The Standard).

Don’t Miss Tickets for Bill Bailey Live at Theatre Royal Haymarket

Wit, whimsy, music and anecdotes about both humanity and nature: Bill Bailey has it all on tap, and this is one of the most enjoyable nights out in London this year! Thoughtifier tickets do what they say on the tin: fortify you for the winter nights with an evening of warming comedy from one of the best in the business.

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Performance dates:
28 Dec 2024 - 19 Jan 2025
Age recommendation:
No age recommendation has been set. Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult. Under 5s not permitted.
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