A Squash and a Squeeze Tickets

A Squash and a Squeeze in London

Make sure to squeeze a trip to the theatre into your calendar as this lively children’s musical A Squash and a Squeeze, comes to the Leicester Square Theatre, in the heart of vibrant Leicester Square, this December. This joyful adaptation of Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler’s beloved picture book brings “ingenious puppetry and jolly performances” (Guardian), songs and storytelling to the stage in a show that is designed especially for young audiences aged 3-8, but is full of fun for the whole family. 

What is the children’s show about A Squash and a Squeeze?

"Wise old man, won't you help me, please? My house is a squash and a squeeze."

Once upon a time, a little old lady lived all by herself in a cosy cottage… but she wasn’t very happy. She thought her house was far too small! One day, she meets a wise old man who suggests a “helpful” plan: bring in lots and lots of animals. One by one, a hen, a goat, a pig and a cow, and many more animals join the old lady. Suddenly, her small house feels smaller than ever, crowded with noisy, flappy, scratchy, and greedy animals! Will she ever feel at home again? This live stage adaptation transforms the beloved children’s story into a delightful adventure with charming songs, inventive puppetry, and plenty of giggles for all ages.

The History of A Squash and a Squeeze

The show is an adaptation of the picture book A Squash and a Squeeze, published in 1993, by Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler. A Squash and a Squeeze was the first ever collaboration between the author and illustrator, who have gone on to collaborate on many beloved children’s stories, including The Gruffalo's Child, Room on the Broom, Stickman, and The Gruffalo- each of which has also received stage adaptations. 

This production first premiered at the Lowry, Manchester, in August 2025 and delighted audiences young and old, and the show now comes to London as part of a nationwide tour. 

The Cast of A Squash and a Squeeze

• Ruth Calkin as the Little Old Lady
• Gilbert Taylor as the Wise Old Man
• Mark Esaias as Narrator / various roles

Who are the creative team for A Squash and a Squeeze?

A Squash and a Squeeze has been adapted for the stage by Barb Jungr and Samantha Lane, an Oliver-nominated team who bring their extensive experience in children’s theatre to the production.

Samantha Lane (We’re Going on a Bear Hunt, The Singing Mermaid) also directs. The original songs and lyrics are written by Barb Jungr (The Fabulous Flutterbys, The Jungle Book).

Puppetry is designed and crafted by Maia Kirkman-Richards (The Smartest Giant in Town, The Bed), with costume and set design by Kate Bunce (The Pixie and the Pudding, Oi Frog & Friends!). Lighting design is by Sherry Coenen (The Singing Mermaid, How to Hide a Lion).

A Squash and a Squeeze is a Little Angel Theatre and Lowry co-production.

Ticket for A Squash and a Squeeze at Leicester Square Theatre

If you’re looking for a heart‑warming and lively theatre outing for all the family this festive season, A Squash and a Squeeze offers “a perfect mix of music, chaos and hilarity” (Northern Arts Review) Get ready to squeeze into a show filled with joy, laughs and maybe a chicken or two - book your tickets for A Squash and a Squeeze at Leicester Square Theatre Today!